It’s venomancer, what a qt

Normally hate these, but because MORTAL ENGINES I approve.

After watching these two grow on YouTube as a couple over the last few years, this is surprisingly hard to watch.

anoia:

“wholly unselfish”

silly alice

you did it because it made you feel good to do something for Luther, therefore it was not wholly unselfish

Also she did it because she’s a crazy psycho bitch looking for an excuse to murder someone, if it’s in the name of Big ‘Dris who are we to question her?

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

echalegalleta:

littleoutsider:

WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT 

mAYOR STUBBS

 ”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”

and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass

A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people

“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”

flatluigi:

• A faint line is no longer visible on the heads of babies.
• Fish are no longer duplicated in the fridge when moving homes.
• Sims can no longer “Try for Baby” with the Grim Reaper.
• Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves…

d0cpr0fess0r:

awesomephilia:

Aww, there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom! (via)

I’ll bet she’s getting all choked up

geekycrap:

one of each please

communitynbc:

Going online on April Fools’ Day